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theycallmekayleigh:

Guardians of the Galaxy AKA I would have been ok just watching Chris Pratt dance to 70s music for 2 hours but this is ok too I guess

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morgrana:

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

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queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

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sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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harlequinbabe:

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

Lookit the flyer content too tho
"Psychic Rhythm Abduction" "Resmann Flashmob" "Robox Nanotech"

harlequinbabe:

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

Lookit the flyer content too tho

"Psychic Rhythm Abduction" "Resmann Flashmob" "Robox Nanotech"

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defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

» read that, again.  (via hubbbaahubbbaa)  
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clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

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